pauldavidcook: Getting my hair cut by a 64 y.o. lady was the worst decision of my life. My hair looks like crap and she knicked my right ear w/ scissors.
at 5:27 PM May 18th via Twitter
k_mike13: Good thing I work tonight and I feel like crapright now π
at 2:11 PM May 18th via Twitter
cleansockshope: Dude just rear-ended a lady right in front of the house over a stupid YARD SALE. Is a quarter's worth of crap... http://t.co/ZA7M6fLQ